Pipe accessories

Did you hear about the pipe smoker who couldn't find his pipe screen? He tried using a pipe cleaner instead, but he ended up with more lint in his lungs than tobacco!

And speaking of pipe cleaners, did you know that they were originally designed to clean the inside of tobacco pipes? It's true! But I guess somewhere along the way, someone realized that they could also be used to make fun little crafts. So now, instead of cleaning out your pipe, you can use pipe cleaners to make little pipe-shaped sculptures. Talk about repurposing!

Anyway, back to pipe screens. Have you ever noticed that they're kind of like the underwear of the smoking world? They're not very glamorous, but they serve a very important purpose. And just like with underwear, you don't want to go without them for too long or things can get pretty messy.

So there you have it, folks. A little humour about pipe cleaners and pipe screens. Just remember, if you're going to smoke a pipe, make sure you have the right accessories, or you might end up with a lungful of lint!